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[irregular]

Hi? It's me. I'm not here right now so, uh... leave a message or something? I'll call you back.

Thanks.

Comments

Re: Day 402

[liarliarliar]

b: we're ok the new guy and c are trying to haze each other i think like two obnoxious barky lil doggies its very cute
b: just really confused about everything WAIT THEY FORCECHANGED YOUR SCREENNAME? whats thats even mean thats bible stuff right

Re: Day 402

[irregular]

Revelation 3:19: yeah its the last book
Revelation 3:19: idk someone thionks theyre funny i guess?
Revelation 3:19: how hot is hot tho hey what hapened to s????

Re: Day 402

[liarliarliar]

b: s is totally gone and theres like this guy with pretty dark hair and beautiful bright blue eyes im like mad about it jerk is tall too

Day 431, evening

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Someone has left a festive wrapped package in your unit dropbox. The tag, in Hurricane's sloppy handwriting, is addressed to you by name, and it reads: "Happy holidays, dude!" There is also a jar of dark chocolate rum truffles.]

[Inside the package is a meat and cheese gift basket.]