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★ Parent Issues, Essentially
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★ Dying Isn't Difficult. It's Getting There That Sucks.
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When you get there, you realize you're looking at the set of the final showdown of every gangster movie ever made. But you're dumb and you're desperate and you want your life back, and you know that you've got nothing else to lose.

★ How to Win Friends and Influence People
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★ I Was a Teenage Hitman. AMA.
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You must be grumbling excessively, though, because when you put your thumb through the second pair of hose this evening just trying to put the fucking things on, Aya gives you this look that's meant to make you shut up and doesn't.

★ That One Time My Idiot Teammate Threw a Sword at a Helicopter
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★ The Yakuza Episode
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That's what you're doing for those first few crucial seconds, limbs slack, breath tight in your chest: praying to God and Christ and any of the saints that might be listening that he doesn't follow up with the head shot.

★ Is This What They Call a 'Meet Cute'?
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★ So, Four Guys Walk into a Flower Shop, and...
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You wonder if this is another one of the guy behind the desk's plans to get you in somewhere without anybody asking what you're doing, or if some old guys in suits just want to bore each other to bits over a very large meal.

★ Before the Cream Sits Out Too Long
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★ Tentacle Monster? Tentacle Monster.
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★ Caught in the Middle
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You don't think this can have been the plan. You think it must have been Omi they wanted. You'll never know for certain, but this has the feel of a fuck-up. And maybe you don't understand much English, but in any language a curse is a curse.

★ Don't We Have People for This?
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★ Called It
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