Video 11 → Flu Season.

[irregular]

[This isn't so much an accidental video as it is a deeply impulsive one, because some people never learn. The feed clicks on to show Ken, still dressed in a coat and scarf with snow melting on his shoulders, standing in an apartment kitchen surrounded by brown paper shopping bags, holding the camera about a foot or so from his face.]

Hey, guys. I have a question.

[Serious face on.]

Is it starve a fever and feed a cold? Or is it the other way round? See, my roommate's sick and I just got all this stuff and I don't normally - I don't get colds so I'm kinda... what do you do for them? Should she be eating or not and is packet soup okay, I'm not that great at cooking or anything so I don't wanna poison her and - and maybe I should call a doctor.

Okay. Is there a doctor out there? Who isn't Muraki? I think I need a doctor. Not for me!

Comments

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

So what?

[... yup, you've lost him. Of course, this isn't particularly difficult.]

[nie_unschuldig]

[Let's try another approach.]

You grew up in an orphanage right. [Rhetorical as he knows this.]

Didn't everyone else get sick during cold and flu season? It's typical for people, especially children to do so when they live or play in large groups.

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

Not everyone and not always, how the Hell do you know that?

[Telepath, Hidaka. Okay, shut up. But why did he bother looking that up, why does it even matter it's not like he wants my family register or anything and why bring it up now!?]

[nie_unschuldig]

Like I said, most people...except those too stupid to ever get sick. And you do remember Nagi, right. Little orphan grumpy?

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

[Ah, yeah. Couldn't very well forget him, could I.]

No, I've never heard the name in my life. What do you think, dumbass?

[nie_unschuldig]

Just when and where do you think we found him? That's how I know.

Other than the whole telepathic thing.

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

Okay, great, why are you bringing this up now? 'Cause this looks like it's got nothing to do with anything from here.

[nie_unschuldig]

[Not even hiding the eyeroll.]

Have you really never been sick in your life Ken? How likely is that given you grew up in a large group with other children? If it is true, then it has to be because you are too stupid to get sick. Because everyone, everyone, gets sick.

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

[Seriously, Schuldig? Seriously?]

Of course I've been sick in my life I just don't get colds, why is this so hard to understand?

[nie_unschuldig]

[Don't get your fur all ruffled kitten; except do, it's fun to watch.]

If you don't get it, my point is made.

Go take care of Fujimiya's sister before he decides this is your fault. [Not suggesting he should...but yeah.

And hanging up now.]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

My fault? She didn't get it off me--

[Wait. Did he just hang up on me?

[SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!]