Video 10 → I See No Way This Carefully-Laid Plan Could Possibly Fail.

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[Well, someone isn't looking too healthy.

[Ken looks like he's been fighting, and quite possibly up all night. One of his eyes is swollen shut, there's an obvious bruise on his jaw and a cut on his brow. Honestly, he should just stop trying to walk to take-outs. Nothing good ever comes of it.

[As to what he's doing now, he's trying to prise a purple stone off his forehead with his fingernails using the Dreamberry camera as a mirror, because it shouldn't be there and it needs to go and if he was in the bathroom he'd have to stand. The obvious downside to this - that if the camera's on he's being recorded - doesn't seem to have occurred to him. Maybe if he didn't feel so damn tired--]

Ow!

[He rubs at his brow. All he's done is give himself a rather nasty-looking scratch.]

Dammit.

[Ken sighs. Rubs one eye with the heel of his hand. Clearly this isn't working and he needs a better plan. Getting up, he wanders around for a moment and returns with a pair of craft scissors. He slumps heavily back down before the camera, carefully opening the scissors so the blades are bared. On that note, the feed times out.

[Somebody save this idiot from himself. Please.]

Comments

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

You'll get a punch in the face if you don't stop talking.

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

Oh, you like 'em silent do you? Sorry but gags don't work on telepaths.

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

[Wait, what?]

... the Hell are you implying?

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

[Just another reason he loves you so much Ken.]

Why don't you just go wake up Aya, then you ask him along with letting everyone's big brother come to your rescue?

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

Dammit this is my problem not Aya's, I screwed up, it's got nothing to do with him! So I guess you're stuck with me!

[Touchy, isn't he?]

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

Damn, even Schwarz can ask each other for help when it's needed.

[There might be hell to pay for it later, but they can ask and usually get it.]

I'm stuck with you, you're stuck with that bauble. Aren't we a pair?

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

Schuldig are you deaf or just defective I don't. Need. Help!

I'm stuck with this thing and you, I think I got the crap end of the stick!

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

Of course you don't; why don't you go back to poking yourself with those scissors some more? Maybe you'll save someone the effort of giving you a lobotomy later in life.

[Ken, you keep forgetting how a phone works don't you?]

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

I don't need your help then will you get a hobby that doesn't involve bugging me!

[That or he's just stubborn.]

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

Oh, I could always go bother someone else.

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

[NOT WHAT I MEANT, SCHULDIG.]

Why've you gotta bother people at all, can't you just watch TV like a normal person?

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

[He knows that, but it's more fun this way!]

TV is for people with no imagination. Or lives.

Re: [video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

And going out and ruining other people's lives for the Hell of it isn't pathetic at all, right.

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

Pathetic is practicing kitchen surgery when there are at least three doctors in the area who might be able to help you. Pathetic is ending up in this situation in the first place. Pathetic is being afraid to let your friends know what is going on.

Shall I continue?

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

What about calling people who hate you who've got enough to be thinking about already just because you don't think their afternoon sucked quite enough yet? That's totally awesome?

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

No. That's fun.

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

Only for you.

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

[Total look of shock. Which may or may not be real.]

Is it supposed to be for anyone else?

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

Well, it'd make a nice change!

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

I'll consider it next time.

Maybe.

[Wouldn't count on it.]

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, I'm not.]

Don't just consider it, do it!

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

Where's the fun in doing what you're told? It just makes you a blind sheep following some idiot who doesn't always know what they're doing.

[Ken can decide if that was a crack at his intelligence or his religion on his own.

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

[It's Schuldig. He's taking it as both, and he's visibly bristling. Not that he wasn't before, of course...]

Why's it gotta be fun to be worth doing?

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

A thing is only worth doing if it's for fun or money.

[video]

[insorrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, says you!

[This cunning rejoinder was brought to you courtesy of the mind of Ken Hidaka. Thank you for your time.]