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[Unfiltered. Let's see how long it takes Ken to realize this.]

[Ken sits on the edge of the fountain in Espoir, frowning into the camera in aggrieved confusion, as if it personally has done him some disservice.]

Uh... this is probably gonna sound dumb but Does anyone know what kind of stuff you get a girl you like that isn't totally stupid or creepy?

[The head and neck of a toy giraffe are just visible in the lower right hand corner of the frame. Ken glances over at it as he speaks, then shoves it quickly down in an attempt to get it out of shot, without any real noticeable success. An awkward look flickers across his face. Great, so he's already seriously regretting deciding to ask this question and he hasn't even finished saying it yet...]

And I'm not gonna do flowers.

[The feed cuts off quickly.]
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Video. Also, keywords.

Date: 2010-09-16 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
... you mean as a present? How'd that work?
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Video. Picking up girls 101. Korea will show him the light.

Date: 2010-09-16 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] choru.livejournal.com
First, you should say something really romantic!

In my eyes, The saying that you're the only one I see. That, I believe is a lie. In my eyes, I see a lot of people, but throughout that group of people, I only search for you.
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Video. Consider Ken blinded by it.

Date: 2010-09-17 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
Something romantic, huh...

[Do I need to take this down? Is it gonna be on the test?

[... is this how Youji gets all those girls? He says weird stuff to them?]


You... think she'd like that?
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Video.

Date: 2010-09-18 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] choru.livejournal.com
I know many romantic lines from my dramas -- each one works! I bet she'll let you touch her tits!
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[1/?] Also, video forever~

Date: 2010-09-18 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[Romantic lines, huh... maybe there's something to be said for that? Just so long as they aren't totally weird, anyway. Youji said most pick-up lines are stupid, right? Right--]
Depth: 5

[2/?]

Date: 2010-09-18 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[--wait what.]
Depth: 5

[3/?]

Date: 2010-09-18 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[Maybe she'll let me do what?!]
Depth: 5

[4/?]

Date: 2010-09-18 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[... not that it'd be a bad thing, though...]
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[5/?]

Date: 2010-09-18 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[... kinda the opposite, actually. I--]
Depth: 5

[6/?]

Date: 2010-09-18 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[--HIDAKA HER BROTHER KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP.]
Depth: 5

[7/?]

Date: 2010-09-18 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[Also you can probably go to Hell for that DO YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH WELL DO YOU.]
Depth: 5

[8/10 I guess?]

Date: 2010-09-18 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[... would kinda be worth it, though...]
Depth: 5

[9/10]

Date: 2010-09-18 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[... better to be alive afterward, though. Geez, is this a bad idea or not?]
Depth: 5

[10/10]

Date: 2010-09-18 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
Uh... do the dramas say anything about how to get her brother out the way first?
Depth: 6

Date: 2010-09-19 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] choru.livejournal.com
Glad you asked! It's an older brother, right? This is a common hurdle. You need to distract him!
Depth: 7

Date: 2010-09-19 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
Yeah, he's older.

[And he has a katana and a very suspicious mind.] Distract him, huh? You think that'd work?
Depth: 8

Date: 2010-09-20 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] choru.livejournal.com
It'll work! What kind of things does he like?
Depth: 9

Date: 2010-09-22 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
Uh...

[Now this? This is a very good question. Getting homicidally protective and killing the people who piss him off?]

He reads... books?
Depth: 10

Date: 2010-09-24 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] choru.livejournal.com
That's easy! The Pillow Book! It's a great Korean classic!