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[Unfiltered. Let's see how long it takes Ken to realize this.]

[Ken sits on the edge of the fountain in Espoir, frowning into the camera in aggrieved confusion, as if it personally has done him some disservice.]

Uh... this is probably gonna sound dumb but Does anyone know what kind of stuff you get a girl you like that isn't totally stupid or creepy?

[The head and neck of a toy giraffe are just visible in the lower right hand corner of the frame. Ken glances over at it as he speaks, then shoves it quickly down in an attempt to get it out of shot, without any real noticeable success. An awkward look flickers across his face. Great, so he's already seriously regretting deciding to ask this question and he hasn't even finished saying it yet...]

And I'm not gonna do flowers.

[The feed cuts off quickly.]
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Date: 2010-09-16 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
I mean she don't have to have family here for this to cause her trouble.

Crap, why'd I have to make this stupid post...
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Date: 2010-09-16 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
Maybe a...brother?

[If it's who he thinks it is.]
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Date: 2010-09-16 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
Hey, it's none of your business!

[That was probably a confession too.]
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Date: 2010-09-16 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
She's a really fun date.
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Date: 2010-09-16 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[... wait, what?]

How'd you know?
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Date: 2010-09-18 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
What you just said. How'd you know that?
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Date: 2010-09-19 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
I'm just that good.

And I've taken her out before.
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Date: 2010-09-20 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[Huh. Well, he almost wants to ask for advice on what to do--]

... how'd you get past her brother? Did she climb out the window?
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Date: 2010-09-20 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
I came to the door to pick her up wearing a dress.
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Date: 2010-09-20 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
Really though, he's not that bad. Besides, he knows that I don't mean her harm after I freed her from the addiction to Irial.
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Date: 2010-09-22 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
I think he'd recognize me if I did that--
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Date: 2010-09-22 12:14 pm (UTC)
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Date: 2010-09-22 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[OKAY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION and I don't care if it's September: I resolve to engage my brain before opening my mouth.]

--I'm not gonna do that anyway look, I know he ain't that bad but he's kinda... I gotta live with him whatever happens. And it'd be way easier if he didn't wanna kill me.
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Date: 2010-09-22 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
And here I had the perfect dress for you. The perfect color to bring out your eyes.
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Date: 2010-09-23 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[My eyes are brown.]

... yeah, I'll pass, thanks.
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Date: 2010-09-23 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
[Like chocolate, you yummy boy.]

Next time then.
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Date: 2010-09-23 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
I'd really rather leave that to them as are good at it.

[Namely NOT ME.]