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[Unfiltered. Let's see how long it takes Ken to realize this.]

[Ken sits on the edge of the fountain in Espoir, frowning into the camera in aggrieved confusion, as if it personally has done him some disservice.]

Uh... this is probably gonna sound dumb but Does anyone know what kind of stuff you get a girl you like that isn't totally stupid or creepy?

[The head and neck of a toy giraffe are just visible in the lower right hand corner of the frame. Ken glances over at it as he speaks, then shoves it quickly down in an attempt to get it out of shot, without any real noticeable success. An awkward look flickers across his face. Great, so he's already seriously regretting deciding to ask this question and he hasn't even finished saying it yet...]

And I'm not gonna do flowers.

[The feed cuts off quickly.]
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gentle-cruelty.livejournal.com
Your loss. Or should I say hers?
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
I'm sure we'll get by.
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gentle-cruelty.livejournal.com
[Smirk]

Did you not say you hadn't claimed her yet? Interesting that you reference yourself in plural now. An arrogant oversight, perhaps.

I'll keep in touch, Ken.

[Click]
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Date: 2010-09-15 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
What?! That's not what I--

[Oh, great. He's hung up.

[It's only some last vestige of self-preservation that stops Ken immediately firing off an extremely angry and ill-advised text.]