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[The Dreamberry turns on to reveal a fascinating shot of what appears to be someone's ceiling. After a few moments of this, the top of Ken's head can be seen.]

--doing anything, I don't think it's... oh. Oh right, so it is working. Press and hold. Okay.

[A brief moment of confused motion and Ken, frowning in concentration, is peering intently into the camera as if he expects it to do something amazing; a brief silence while he presses randomly at random keys.]

Right, now what?

[A young girl - Aya-chan - can be heard laughing a short distance away. Ken momentarily turns to her.]

"Say something!"

But I haven't called anyone yet. Don't I have to call someone? This is a phone, right?

[His frown has, if anything, only deepened. A few more moments pass, which Ken mostly spends staring at the screen in complete bafflement, before he looks up. The Dreamberry is tipped backward, once again showing a fascinating view of the ceiling and what could possibly be some kind of light fitting.]

"You already have-- you just called everybody! It's recording now-- say hello."

What, so people are listening to me like right now?

"Yes."

[Ken looks back down at the screen again, looking rather panicked.]

Oh. Oh, crap. Um... sorry. Sorry. Bye.

[ooc: this post was written collaboratively with [livejournal.com profile] stillneedsakiss.]
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Date: 2010-02-19 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[... chaaange of subject]

Uh... so everyone has one of these things?
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Date: 2010-02-20 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[Well, he's just going to hope that most people don't habitually watch everything that shows up on them. Optimism is very much Ken's friend.]

So what else do they do? I, uh, really don't wanna make a habit of doing things like this by accident.
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Date: 2010-02-20 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
They record your dreams so everyone can see them.
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1/3

Date: 2010-02-20 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
What, really? How the Hell does that work?
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Date: 2010-02-20 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
... Can we turn them off?
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Date: 2010-02-20 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
Uh... and what's your name?
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Date: 2010-02-21 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
Don't know. No. Mille.
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Date: 2010-02-21 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
Oh. Well, I guess it's not so bad if everyone's got the same problems, though.

And, um, my name's Ken. Hi.
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Date: 2010-02-21 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
So, Ken...the fans want to know~

Are you single?
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Date: 2010-02-21 11:06 pm (UTC)
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Date: 2010-02-21 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
W... what?
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Date: 2010-02-22 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
Damn it, what kind of a question is that?!
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Date: 2010-02-22 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
The kind that lets me find out if you're available or not.
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Date: 2010-02-23 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
[ohgod ohgod what does he say he doesn't know what to say.]

... what the Hell difference does it make if I am or I'm not?
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Date: 2010-02-23 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
If you're single, I can touch. If you're taken, I can touch you less.
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Date: 2010-02-23 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insorrow.livejournal.com
... touch?

[His brain is broken, can't make him say more orz]
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Date: 2010-02-23 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
I think some call it "feeling you up."

But we could start with kisses.
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Date: 2010-02-23 06:06 am (UTC)
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Date: 2010-02-23 06:07 am (UTC)
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no idea

Date: 2010-02-23 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyhazknight.livejournal.com
Take care, cutie~!

[blows a kiss then hangs up]